Being the hypochondriac that I am….
I have hives and automatically think I’m going into anaphylactic shock. It could happen.
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If this doctor doesn’t call me back in the next fifteen minutes,
i swear i’ll go insane
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
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- math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
- history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
- literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
- physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
IM IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION
but really. ARRRGGHHHHHHHH.
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